1. Everything has to be fair: if he gets 3 cookies, then I get 3 cookies. If he doesn't need a bath, then I do not need a bath. If you're going to carry his backpack, then you have to carry mine, too.
2. If I cry really hard, and hiccup a lot, I should get what I want. Especially with daddy.
3. No teasing me, no embarrassing me, no lecturing me, no bossing me, no correcting me, no complimenting me, no looking at me....
'later' means 'now';
'next day' means 'anytime in the future';
'last day' means 'anytime in the past';
'the thing around the thing' means...well, it's your fault you do not understand me!
5. You must drop everything to listen to what I have to say, even if I say obscure definitions like 'the thing with the thing that's big, and, you use it for the thing', and even if I say it three times.
6. What you are doing is not as important as what I need you to do.
7. I may be 5 1/2, but in my mind I am 36, and must be treated as such.
8. Any colours go with pink.
9. Hair does not need to be brushed. If I wet it down, that is enough.
10. I know where everything is, what the answer to everything is, and who's responsible for every mess, even if I only just woke up.
And that's a wrap! Have a great week!
Erin
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